Posted 11 minutes ago

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

Posted 24 minutes ago

dangerhamster:

heartyglobe:

filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”

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Posted 29 minutes ago

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

Posted 30 minutes ago

rneerkat:

people who say “stahp” should take their own advice

Posted 31 minutes ago

rachelreine:

i won’t let this meme die

Posted 32 minutes ago
Posted 34 minutes ago

(Source: rxxbyn)

Posted 37 minutes ago

the-best-of-funny:

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

x

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)

Posted 38 minutes ago

maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy)

Posted 40 minutes ago

orlandobloomers:

starbilly:

orlandobloomers:

starbilly:

what is shreks favorite month

he seems like a january man 

octogre

HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN

(Source: tokiomotel6)

Posted 41 minutes ago
The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

welp.

(via glimpseofgoldglitter)

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Posted 42 minutes ago

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

Posted 43 minutes ago

likebuyashovel:

alison hendrix on her way to steal your man

image

Posted 5 hours ago

(Source: h0odrich)

Posted 1 week ago