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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Posted 1 day ago
scrotumcoat:

get that shit outta here with your weak ass mullet

scrotumcoat:

get that shit outta here with your weak ass mullet

Posted 1 day ago

lapfoxs:

ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL

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(Source: bakrua)

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bagmilk:

i thought this bitch was like 12

Posted 2 days ago

airyairyquitecontrary:

unhand me

lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me

Posted 2 days ago

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

thatswhattheythought:

prejaculate:

justin bieber is more important than the moon

so if we didn’t have justin bieber a lot of water would be redistributed toward the polar regions?

that is EXACTLY what is being said. sarah we have another belieber to welcome to our crew!

Posted 2 days ago

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

(Source: swagonmydick4000000000)

Posted 2 days ago

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

i only want a kid to show all the adults how much better i’d be at raising it than them

Posted 2 days ago

100worms:

i could kill a man with my thighs. i could, and, i plan to

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neither:

Why did mens fashion have to become less homoerotic

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